So I was thinking and I figured gravity isn’t actually real. It is literally just the server floor rendered so low that we are stuck to the ground because the dev team forgot to enable jump physics.

Think about it. We are expected to believe a invisible magnetic force is pulling our feet toward dirt at 9.8 meters per second? Pure NPC propaganda. If gravity were a real physical law, birds wouldn't be able to just hit spacebar and float around ignoring the code.

Physics tells us massive objects pull smaller objects toward them. Absolute zero shot. The devs just capped our height limit so we don't clip through the ceiling and discover the empty map boundaries. Dropping your phone and cracking the screen is just collision damage from bad hitboxes.

Birds are out here using cheat codes while the rest of us get mogged by standard walking mechanics. Deeply unhinged engine code.

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